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Clap & Laugh Microphone Set
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$24.99

The Clap & Laugh Microphone Set comes with a joke book full of surefire crowd-pleasers. When your audience begs for more, you can use some of these jokes for an encore:

What did one wall say to the other?
     I’ll meet you at the corner.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
     A nervous wreck.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
     He wanted to see time fly.

What kind of goat is the best babysitter?
     A nanny goat.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
     A baseball team.

What’s big and gray and wears glass slippers?
     Cinder-elephant.

Can a rhinoceros jump higher than a car?
     Of course! Cars can’t jump at all.

What kind of animal falls from clouds?
     Rain-deer.

Which bugs are the biggest?
     Gi-ants.

Knock, knock!
     Who’s there?
Lettuce.
     Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!

What’s a pirate’s favorite toy?
     A yo-ho-ho-yo.

Why can’t pirates play cards?
     They’re always standing on the deck.

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
     Purr-ple.

What do you get if you cross a snowman and Dracula?
     Frost bite.

What did the bread say to the butter?
     Nothing! Bread can’t talk.

What gets wetter as it dries?
     A towel.

What has a tongue but never says a word?
     A shoe.

What travels for miles, but never moves an inch?
     A road.

What time do you go to the dentist?
     Tooth-hurty (two-thirty).

Which rock group has four men who can’t sing a note?
     Mount Rushmore.

What did the candle say to the lantern?
     Let’s go out tonight!

What do lawyers wear in court?
     Law-suits.

Where do lawyers keep their underwear?
     In their brief-cases.

Did you hear about the robbery at the laundry?
     Two clothespins held up a pair of pants!

What goes up but never comes down?
     Your age.